GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! For example when that winger went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cart